Viv Vermaak

I just made my bed. 34 Seconds if you straighten the duvet and wipe the crumbs and the dog off. It takes 8min 36 seconds

What happens if your life does not suddenly make an about-turn, like all those stories you hear at the AA meetings? You don’t get the

Nah, just kidding. There is no easy quiz. The first rule of the libertarian club is to fight about the definition. I’ve taken tests many

Warning: This movie review contains swearwords and Afrikaans, often indistinguishable from each other. The dominee walks out of church (1979), fresh from a sermon and

I like the way I look in a tinfoil hat. It brings out the colour of my eyes. I fancy how the headgear accepts the

We were somewhere between Nieu-Bethesda and Baviaanskloof when Ian Roberts made us get out of the car and listen to the sound of the V8

“You will hang by your neck until you are dead.” (Sentencing of Daisy de Melker by Judge Greenberg, 1932.) It’s a hell of a thing,

I’ll tell you why I wear underpants on my face. And why I am a little bit ashamed of it. I wear it because of

If you change only one thing in your daily routine to gain better physical and mental health, what should it be? The Barefoot Traveller finds

It is dead quiet when there is load shedding. Everything becomes so loud.  At 03h00, a siren cries. Its long wail wanders from the factory