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The Trump cognitive decline conspiracy

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I enjoyed a delightful thought sequence the day I put down Jacob Savage’s The Vanishing Writer, published in Compactmag and reportedly read over 20m times.

Why we hate Davos (despite never even having attended)

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On the 9th of June 2020, Chairman of the World Economic Forum (WEF) Klaus Schwab woke up as he usually did with wires attached to

What Minnesota tells us about the fate of white liberals

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You may have never heard the phrase “Minnesota nice” probably because you’ve never had to, but in the context of what has unraveled in that

Maybe international law is just rubbish

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Barely a week into a new year and I’ve decided I’m going to conquer Robben Island. Yes yes awfully sorry about the history and so

Beware the wrath of the 15-year-old white boy

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Local transgender activist Max du Preez was extremely upset this week, delaying some activities related to his annual octogenarian nudist summit – he was hosting

Body-cavity inspecting the Daily Maverick’s People of the Year

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An aeroplane flown by a one-legged pilot suffering an episode of climate anxiety crashes into a homeless shelter. A train whose driver was cross-dressing for

I’ve finally found the world’s worst politician ever

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Sometime in 2023 a woman with a stern expression and short jet-black hair appeared on the cover of a newspaper supplement. Now ten years ago,

South Africans are terrible at cancel culture

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Just before the turn of the millennium, I was sitting in a flat in Stellenbosch when I got a call from a guy I knew

“Race-based” is driving everyone mad

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In 2019, a white, former Labour MP called Angela Smith decided she was fed up with racism, and wanted to tell everyone that it was

Don’t let prestige media do to SA what the BBC has done to the UK

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Whenever the BBC plunges itself into scandal, be it its own fact-checking division caught lying, or a hunky young intern waking up in a fire